lumpyspaceharley:

I’m having a BOYYYYY! :D

Also, apparently I am 22 weeks along rather than 20. So the new due date is February 2.

I AM SO EXCITED THAT IS THE CUTEST NAME EVER OMG I LOVE YOU.

slenderlock:

"its not fair girls can wear pants and guys cant wear dresses" stfu yes you can. go to jc pennys. buy a cute dress. wear the dress. if anyone says you cant wear the dress. slay them.congratulations you are wearing a dress

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sixpenceee:

A compilation of Edward Gorey and his rather gothic poems and illustrations. 

Check out his dark children alaphabet illustrations

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can u pretend im not ugly and annoying and fall in love with me

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thepast-shouldstay-dead:

So fucking horny…

Same

hexxagons:

not punk enough to be punk but not not punk enough to be not punk

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canadumb:

tumblr at 3am is like walmart at 3am 

u can do whatever you want and nobody gives a crap 

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intensional:

Me tbh

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rustedknees:

the more I think about it, the more I realize that 2009 me would be pretty scared/intimidated by 2014 me and that’s what counts

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silenthill:

yall in 2009: i will never send nudes!

yall today: pussy or butthole

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jetbag:

one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone 

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ifoundthecure:

It’s 50/50. But usually if I’m ignoring you I make it as obvious as possible for you to know I’m ignoring you. I want you to take the hint and leave me alone

I JUST WANT SOMEONE TO LOVE ME WHY IS THAT SO HARD.